I went to a bookstore the other day. I asked the woman behind the counter where the self-help section was. She said "If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose."
I got something in the mail today that said "this is not a bill." I opened it up, it said, "that was the envelope, this is the bill."
When I was a kid I used to play doctor with this little girl in my neighborhood and one time we got caught. Luckily, it was a Wednesday and we were just playing golf.
My Dad's allergic to cotton. He has pills he can take but he can't get them out of the bottle.
I did some research and it turns out, I'm super Irish. Even my blood type is O apostrophe.
We picked out old-fashioned names for our kids. Our little boy is Hunter and our little girl is Gatherer.